Give the gift of music! ...the worst music ever

I played the first album while my wife and I were decorating the Christmas tree earlier today, and I was getting death glares by the fourth time through the chorus of 'Ho Ho Ho, It's Christmas Time.' We ended up decorating in silence.
- a real testemonial from internet user "BulletRiddled"!

If you absolutely cannot wait to download the files, like a badly behaved kid on christmas morning, you can use the handy flash players below to listen until your ears bleed eggnog and joy! Otherwise,

Click here to download Volume 1!
Click here to download Volume 2!

Each volume is a .zip file containing MP3s and high resolution album art. Burn them to CD! Give them to friends and/or enemies!

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